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Wait…Nerds can be HEALTHY?
Hold the fucking phone……say whaaaat?? My enemy…my delicious…delicious enemy. You heard me! Nerds can be HEALTHY. Geeks can be FIT. Dorks can be JACKED…(haha no they can’t. Fuck dorks.) But in all...
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Steam Sale: The Dollar Store For Nerds
Okay nerds. I have steam and the sale is killing me. By killing me, I mean it’s consuming my life, my wallet, and my soul…dollar by dollar. Look at that smug look on this assholes face. Just sort of...
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The Sims 3: A 21st Century Voodoo Doll Worse Than A Cocaine Habit
So this one time, The Sims 3 kept me from running down my Ex and pulling his eyes out. Heads up everyone, this is going to be more graphic than tumblr feminists. So, once upon a time Mika had a Fiance....
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Livin’ For The Faire
As some of you may or may not know, I am regularly employed by my local renaissance faire. I am a writer, an actress, and a singer for them. This year I took the year off from the stage and assisted my...
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10 Simple Ways to Murder Your Sims4 Sim
So, as expected, EA ran out of money for sports cars, hookers, and blow, or whatever else it is they spend their ludicrous amounts of money on (because it certainly isn’t game devs), and came out with...
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League of Legends: Capture the Flag for People Who Don’t Want to Exercise
We’ve all heard the name “League of Legends”. We’ve listened to our friends bitch and moan about shitty support roles and champions, but what does ANY of it mean? Look at that art! It just SCREAMS...
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The Hess Truck’s Back and Nobody Gives A Shit
“THE HESS TRUCK IS BACK!” came the cries of hundreds of thousands of children from nowhere ever because none of them actually gave a shit. I was in my car this morning listening to WAAF, as I always...
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Conventions: Like Disney for NERDS!
Lets face it, hovering near your favorite comic, and seeing who touches it first is just about as trite as trolling the bar for the girl who drinks the same Bacardi Breezers as you. So…where DO most...
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The Windy City and Why Furries Blow
So, as some of you may have heard, Midwest Furfest was seemingly attacked by some estranged furry terrorist or…furorist…in a bizarre chlorine gas leak incident… (Nerdfit Note: The following article,...
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What Color Is The Dress?
What color is the dress? My main question is….who fucking cares?Well, apparently the entirety of the internet, that’s who cares. I awoke this morning blissfully ignorant of the internet’s latest and...
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Why The Starbucks Red Cup Is Causing So Much Controversy…
If you have the internet, and you don’t live under a ROCK, you have probably seen the controversy of the unholy, God fearing, Christmas killing red cup. We here at Nerdfit figured out why it’s causing...
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Wait…Nerds can be HEALTHY?
Hold the fucking phone……say whaaaat?? My enemy…my delicious…delicious enemy. You heard me! Nerds can be HEALTHY. Geeks can be FIT. Dorks can be JACKED…(haha no they can’t. Fuck dorks.) But in all...
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